How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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hrih

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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A fat man on a moped

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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lebron

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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