A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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