Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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epic win?

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Religionh

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Anti Joke

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