- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

it's funny because it's funny

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

2 + 2 = 4

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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