when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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