A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

How many light bulbs? 1

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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