whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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