What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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