A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

What? Yes.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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