How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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