Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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