What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Nah

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CFL

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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