no pun intended

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

wanna here a joke? you.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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