- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Hail Hitler

What is older than history?

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Psychics.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

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