- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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