Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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smell the vitamin C

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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