what is orange? an orange

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

what's funny about war? nothing!

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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