Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Joke

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Well this is pointless.....

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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su algato es en fuego

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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... Chan chan

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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Gus's mom

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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wanna here a joke? you.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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