- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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