Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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