- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

can you touch your toes? no

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

well use a tissue!

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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