- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

PIED NINNY!

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Face...tastes like chicken!

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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