- Anti Joke

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me