Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Corn Muffins

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

richard is fag

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

How will the world end? That information is unknown

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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