It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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CHORGLUND

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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go F*** yourself

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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you gay?

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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