What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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