what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Obama

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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