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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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