- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Morning wood.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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