- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

whats black and strange a paki

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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