(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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Dwight Howard

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