- Anti Joke

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

12 Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Barack Obama.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.