Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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poop.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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