- Anti Joke

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Once upon a time, The end.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Once upon a time, The end.

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!