- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What's the difference between? Your mom.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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