Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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