- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

So FDR walks into a bar.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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