Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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your face is kinda funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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