So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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