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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

there once was a black man who played basketball

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Chris Bosh's neck

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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