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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Black people stink of shite!

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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