- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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