- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Obama walks into a hospital....

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

I am dyslexic

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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