- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Woman's Rights

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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