- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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