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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Knock Know! Come in!

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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