- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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