Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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women's rights, lol

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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