What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Banana Hamock.

OIO

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

hear hear

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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