- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

How many light bulbs? 1

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Morning wood.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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