The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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obama

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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