- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Yo Momma So Fat!

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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