Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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2 + 2 = 4

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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