There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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Abortion.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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