- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Who is big and stupid My brother

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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