why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Tough crowd tonight...

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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