- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

knock knock

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

TRICERATOPS!

what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

I went to school. Then I came home.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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