- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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