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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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