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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Face...tastes like chicken!

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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