- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

What is red? A rock painted red

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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