A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

what did the old lady die of old age...

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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