What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

scientology.

A black student graduated High School

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

Coldpaly is a good band

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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