Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

PIED NINNY!

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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