Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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