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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue