How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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