Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Not a joke.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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haha Otarts was here

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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kushagra tyagi

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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