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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

9

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Black people stink of shite!

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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