- Anti Joke

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too