Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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bangers and mash?

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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