what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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save me from the nothing ive become

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Tim likes girls

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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