- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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