- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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