What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Skrillex.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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