- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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