What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Whats white? A fridge

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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