- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

stuarts mum

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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