- Anti Joke

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

there once was a black man who played basketball

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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