- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Obama walks into a hospital....

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

I am dyslexic

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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