what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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Bad grammers.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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Justin Beiber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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