- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

What is red? A rock painted red

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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