What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

A penis walks into a bar..

Are you a tree

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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