Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

 

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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