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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

PIED NINNY!

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

my whole life!

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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