- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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