Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Penis

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

whats a joke

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Im gay What about you

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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