- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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