What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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