- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

what goes woof ? A dog.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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