- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Knock Knock, Ow my face

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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