- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Whats the difference between a frog?

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