- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Ross.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

YEAH THEY DO!

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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