Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Women's Rights

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Blacks

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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