What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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