Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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