Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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Irish sobriety

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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these are shit

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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