Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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