- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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