- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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