- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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